The difference between a fairy tale and a fish story is a fairy tail begins, "Once upon a time ..." and a fish story begins, "This ain't no b.s. !"
A fish is any aquatic vertebrate animal that is covered with scales, equipped with two sets of paired fins and several unpaired fins.
Most fish are cold-blooded. Fish are abundant in most bodies of water.
Over 31,500 species of fishes had been described by January 2010.
Food prepared from fish is also called fish, and is an important human food source.
They are also caught by recreational fishers and raised by fishkeepers, and are exhibited in public aquariums.
Fish have had a role in culture through the ages, serving as deities, religious symbols, and as the subjects of art, books and movies.
We love fish!
A fish tale or fishtail?
Where do fish keep their money ?
In the river bank.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Why are fish smarter than mice ?
Because they live in schools.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What lives under the sea and carries a lot of people?
An Octobus
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather
A Giant Grouper asks, What's for dinner?".